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THE CABERNET CANDLE -- Renee M., LEVITTOWN, PA
THE FRESH PAINT CANDLE “…make everyone think that your working hard on your home, even when your not.” -- Janet E., MILWAUKEE, WI
THE CATTLE FARM CANDLE -- Philip K., TOWANDA, KS
THE LOCKER ROOM CANDLE “…not rank man ass but soap mixed with steam and sweat… the kind of thing to burn when you are too damn lazy to put down the beer, turn the game off, get off the couch, and go to the gym. Burn it and you burn calories just smelling it.” -- David G., LANCASTER, PA
THE CARAMEL CORN CANDLE “…that smell that wafts out of the candy store.” -- Jasan C., MILWAUKIE, OR
THE EPCOT CANDLE “…my family has decided because of all the water in EPCOT it has a different smell than the other Disney parks. It would smell like fried churros, salty popcorn and the water ride/ "lake" water.” -- Ashley L., STURBRIDGE, MA
THE CRAB BOIL CANDLE “…best smell ever.” -- Aimee C., NEW ORLEANS, LA
THE BOOKSTORE CAFE CANDLE “…because someone I love gets weak in the knees for the smell of coffee and books... especially together. To test your scent, compare it with the aroma just inside the front door at Powell's on Hawthorne.” -- Gavin W., PORTLAND, OR
THE TABASCO SAUCE CANDLE -- Jeremy W., OCEAN SPRINGS, MS
THE ZOO ON A HOT DAY CANDLE -- Brian M., ILLINOIS
THE ASPARAGUS PEE CANDLE -- Kevin L., PORTLAND, OR
THE BENJAMIN CANDLE “…can’t get enough of money.” -- Krissy C., MICHIGAN
THE JUST BAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE CANDLE “…as Homer Simpson would say, ‘mmmmm cookies’.” -- Bill K., PARIS, TX
THE ME CANDLE “…that wonderful scent of myself kind of just on the verge of having b.o. but before it's bad.” -- Lauren K., BELLINGHAM, WA
THE GOLF PRO SHOP CANDLE “…I don't know what makes the smell in these places but I sometimes walk through just to get a whiff rather than to buy something.” -- Jason S., CONVINGTON, KY
THE TRUCK STOP DINER CANDLE “…a fine blend of black coffee, stale cigarettes, and diesel.” -- Glen S., PORTLAND, OR
THE SCOTCH TAPE CANDLE -- Brook A., HOLIDAY, FL
THE FORMER YAHOO CANDLE “…a combination of coffee, banana laffy-taffy, urls and too many hours in small conference rooms with engineers and no windows that open.” -- Brett and Kathleen, NOT SUNNYVALE
THE KENTUCKY BOURBON CANDLE -- Adam R., DENVER, CO
THE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE CANDLE -- Misty F., PORTLAND, OR
THE LICORICE CANDLE -- Glen S., PORTLAND, OR
THE FRESH APPLE PIE CANDLE -- Shawna C., ALBANY, OR
THE BEACH AT SUNSET CANDLE -- Scott M., PORTLAND, OR
THE JUICY FRUIT GUM CANDLE -- L G., SALEM, OR
THE BAKINI BABE CANDLE “…tanning lotion, fruity cocktail, and ocean breeze.” -- Devin J., CALIFORNIA
THE JUNIPER CANDLE “…like quality gin.” -- Gael C., VANCOUVER, WA
THE SALTY DOGG CANDLE -- Tabitha B., NORTH BONNEVILLE, WA
THE BBQ ONIONS CANDLE -- Shelli W., TIGARD, OR
THE WIFE/HUSBAND CANDLE “…smells like you wife or husband’s perfume or cologne.” -- Jennifer S., Lebanon, OR
THE MOM’S PURSE CANDLE -- Stephanie F., MCMINNVILLE, OR
THE GARLIC CANDLE -- Joshua M., MILWAUKIE, OR
THE SAWMILL CANDLE -- Keith K., MOSSYROCK, WA
THE MOUTHWASH CANDLE -- Heather C., BEAVERTON, OR
THE HORSE CANDLE “…I was thinking of ordering a scent for my daughter for her birthday and thought about what she would like. Well, she rides horses, she loves horses...loves the smell. Horses, tach shops, etc.” -- Susie P., PORTLAND, OR
THE PUPPIES BREATH CANDLE “…ha, ha, it is a crazy thought...but everyone always talks about how great it is.” -- Lindsey D., BEAVERTON, OR
THE WINDEX CANDLE -- Jessica G., MILWAUKIE, OR
THE CLOVE CIGARETTE CANDLE -- Justin A., VANCOUVER, WA
THE BABY’S HEAD CANDY CANDLE “…seriously, ask any woman that has kids, or wants kids, and she'll tell you that she LOVES the smell of a newborn baby's head. It's a difficult scent to describe...it's not baby powdery, it's just a natural phermone-like scent that all small babies have. Guess you'll just have to go sniff some babies to see what I'm talking about.” -- Natalee D., OKLAHOMA CITY, OK
THE HALLOWEEN CANDY CANDLE “…you know that smell of fruity, chocolate, peanut butter, candy corn, and junior mints all mixed together....YUM!” -- Joan B., VENTURA, CA
THE S’MORES CANDLE -- Jamie M., BOSTON, MA
THE HOT MAN CANDLE “…my sisters and I would like to suggest The Hot Man Candle. We always hunt down candles that smell like men, or awesome cologne. It would also be a great opposite to your stripper candle.” -- Lindsay S., CHEYENNE, WY
THE CINNAMON BUN CANDLE -- Justin B., LOS ANGELES, CA
THE NEW PLASTIC CANDLE “…you know when the kids open up a new vinyl toy like beach balls or the vinyl baby dolls like the water babies? They have that new plastic smell that you can't put it down and you have to keep smelling it!” -- Jeanie G., RAYMOND, IL
THE FALLING LEAVES CANDLE -- Lisa T., OWEN SOUND, CA
THE SWIMMING POOL CANDLE -- Ashley P., CANAL WINCHESTER, OH
THE BEACH CANDLE “…something that would take you to your favorite shore with the flick of a match.” -- Nachelle P., BALTIMORE, MD
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER CANDLE -- Caleb K., DOVER, AFB DE
THE FEAR CANDLE -- Trey M., PEORIA, IL
THE HOUSE FIRE CANDLE “…you could sell thousands of these to firemen, volunteer firemen, and groupies.” -- Sharon D., PEORIA, IL
THE CORNBREAD CANDLE “…for us Southern boys.” -- Jason D., CUMMING, GA
THE GUNSMOKE CANDLE -- Angie H., Salem, OR
THE TOFFEE CANDLE -- Patty P., CLACKAMAS, OR
THE BACHELOR CANDLE “…this could be a mix of unwashed dishes and musty basement.” -- Jason W., PORTLAND, OR
THE TOBACCO PIPE CANDLE “…I’ve spent plenty of time trying to figure out how to have this smell without that pesky cancer thing. To me there nothing like that scent of your Grandpa smoking his tobacco pipe.” -- Dan F., VANCOUVER, WA
THE BURNT-OUT POWERTOOLS CANDLE -- Alan N., DOVER, DE
THE ELMERS GLUE CANDLE and THE LYSOL CANDLE -- Kel G., KNOXVILLE, IA
THE BUBBLEGUM CANDLE -- Betty R., MERCED, CA
THE NEW PENNY CANDLE and THE RUBBER CEMENT CANDLE -- Kimberly B., MUNDELEIN, IL
THE NEW ELECTRONICS CANDLE “…fresh out of the box.” -- Sean S., LOS ANGELES, CA
THE MACHANIC CANDLE “…metal, motor oil, and rubber.” -- Adam C., SAN FRANCISCO, CA
THE SAWDUST CANDLE -- Ron C., POCATELLO, ID
THE JAMAICAN RESTAURANT CANDLE -- Tiffany G., MANCHESTER, CT
THE PERMANENT MARKER CANDLE and THE CHOCOLATE CANDLE -- Sonnet S., GROTON, CT
THE HICKORY CANDLE and THE TOP SOIL CANDLE -- Ethan S., NORWICH, CT
THE ROUGHNECK CANDLE “…not everyman’s dream of being drenched in black Texas gold can be achieved, so how about a candle that smells like a roughneck covered in oil.” -- Shaun T., OKLAHOMA CITY, OK
THE SADDLE LEATHER CANDLE and THE RANCH WASTE CANDLE ROCK SPRINGS, WY
THE DUCT TAPE CANDLE and THE WELDING CANDLE -- Cason H., TYLER, TX
THE NEW SHOE CANDLE -- Jordan M., LOS ANGELES, CA
THE FRESHLY PRINTED BOOK CANDLE “…Okay, this is getting nerdy, but I love the scent of freshly printed books! You know, the ones you get a the bookstore, when you grab one of these huge photo books that are still sealed in foil, and you gotta ask one of the dorky kids working at the book store to cut the seal open for you, and then you slowly open the book for the first time ever...the pages are still sticking together a little bit and you gently tickle them to spread up (wow, now this sure sounds like sex...), and then you stick your NOSE deep between the pages and sniff the fresh scent of book glue and printing ink...aaaaaaah, good. Bookstore nerds and art school kids will buy this.” -- Alexander W., LOS ANGELES, CA
THE BARBEQUE RIBS CANDLE -- Orlando U., MURRIETA, CA
THE FISHING CANDLE “…smells like a tackle box” -- Brady D., ESTEVAN, SK
THE TIRE STORE CANDLE -- Brian, DRAPER, UT
THE MUD/DIRT CANDLE “…I love the smell of dirt! It sounds like it would be a manly smell!” -- Crystal B., TOOELE, UT
THE FRESH LEATHER BASEBALL MITT CANDLE -- Nathon F., MACOMB, IL
THE TWO STROKE ENGINE OIL CANDLE -- Serena S., EDMONTON, AB
THE HARDWOOD SMOKED AND PEPPERED BACON CANDLE “…There is nothing more manly than the scent of a little hardwood smoked and peppered bacon cooking! Smells good to me!” -- Willy M., HOLYOKE, CO
THE NASCAR CANDLE “…have you ever been to a NASCAR race? Any NASCAR fan will tell you there is a smell unlike any other. The smell of burnt rubber and high-octane exhaust fumes together. Sell them at NASCAR events and they will sell themselves.” -- Phil L., WINDSOR LOCKS, CT
THE RACING FUEL CANDLE -- Chris K., CAMILLUS, NY
THE ALGAE COVERED POND WATER CANDLE -- David C., Mainesburg, PA
THE SKUNK CANDLE “…my dad has said for years that he would like a cologne that smells gently of, I kid you not, skunk. So, why not a candle? I think this is appalling but it seems to be right up your alley and my dad would probably buy them by the caseload, along with gasoline and firecracker scented candles, if you ever manufactured them.” -- A B., GLENDALE HEIGHTS, IL
THE SEXI MEXI CANDLE “…high grade marijuana.” -- John F., LOS ANGELES, CA
THE BLEACH CANDLE “…for the paranoid.” -- Daniel M., SAN FRANCISCO, CA
THE STARCHED SHIRT CANDLE “…shirts fresh from the laundry.” -- Dominic R., LOS ANGELES, CA
THE MANS BEST FRIEND CANDLE “…for those apartment dwelling guys who can't have a canine sidekick of their own, but want to be the Alpha of something.” and THE CLEANING LADY CANDLE “…a mix of Musk and Mr. Clean, so you can say ‘oh, the cleaning lady must have been here today’ to surprise visitors, dates and Mom.” -- Jeff D., NEW YORK, NY
THE STEAK AND POTATOES CANDLE and THE ONION RINGS CANDLE NORMAN, OK
THE BACON CANDLE “…I am the mother of 6 boys and they are in college now. When they were home for break they were discussing the best scent for a candle and BACON was the unanimous decision.” -- Lisa C., PASCO, WA
THE NEW CAR CANDLE “…the smell of fancy Italian leather.” -- Chris Q., BISMARCK, ND
THE NAPALM CANDLE -- Steve N., KANSAS CITY, MO
THE SMOKE OF THE TIRES AFTER YOU EAT THEM OFF AROUND A CORNER CANDLE “…it's fun to do and it's against the law so it's awesome.” -- Ryan T., ELDORADO, IL
THE ZIPPO LIGHTER FLUID CANDLE and THE TACO BELL CANDLE PEMBROKE, NC
THE GROOMSMAN CANDLE -- Joanie R., PORTLAND, OR
THE BACON, GASOLINE, AND VICTORY CANDLE “…I’m a man.” -- Corey R., ISLAND HEIGHTS, NJ
THE GRANDMA CANDLE and THE POST COITAL CANDLE AUSTIN, TX
THE APARTMENT COMMONS AREA CANDLE and THE MEXICAN RESTAURANT CANDLE “…that smell of refried beans with bacon that you get when you walk through the door.” -- Lori S., ALOHA, OR
THE NEWBORN BABY HEAD CANDLE -- Azriel H., PORTLAND, OR
THE WET BLACKTOP CANDLE “…smells like third grade.” -- Kathryn M., PORTLAND, OR
THE SPARKLERS CANDLE and THE EARTHWORM CANDLE “…y'know, after we've had a big rain and all the worms coat the pavement in some sort of mass suicide? THAT smell.” -- Dagny H., PORTLAND, OR
THE BREAKFAST CANDLE “…a combination of pancakes, bacon, sausage, and waffles. A nice companion to the coffee candle.” -- Geir E., PORTLAND, OR
THE ORANGE CANDLE “…How about an orange scented candle?... 1. I like the smell of oranges, and 2. It would really go well with my hand cleaner that I use after I'm done working on my car.” -- Kermit B., VANCOUVER, WA
THE PULLED PORK SANDWICH CANDLE -- John, PORTLAND, OR
THE HOSPITAL CANDLE -- Jason W., SANDY, OR
THE BOWLING ALLEY CANDLE “…that wonderful blend of oiled lanes and funky shoes (maybe even the spray disinfectant used?). My boyfriend loves bowling (even right down to those shoes) and I thought that such a candle would hit the spot.” -- Erika C., PORTLAND, OR
THE LANDSCAPING CANDLE “…like fresh laid beauty bark in the yard.” -- Lara C., OREGON
THE NEW BABY CANDLE “…everyone knows that smell. Not the full diaper baby smell or the bad baby burp smell, but the nice clean baby smell. That would be a calming smell.” -- E G., OREGON
THE TOBACCO SHOP CANDLE “…ever been to a good tobacconist shop, with good pipe tobacco and cigars?” -- Mick F., Nine Mile Falls, WA
THE HIGHLAND LAIRD CANDLE “…the best of Scotland for the lasses. Wool, pine, leather & juniper topped off with scotch whiskey.” and THE WIDE OPEN SPACES CANDLE “…like being out on the range at the end of a summer day, but without the cow pies.” -- Bethany S., Tigard, OR
THE GARAGE GREASE CANDLE -- Montsserrat H., CHICAGO, IL
THE FIRST DATE CANDLE “…for the guy trying to impress a first date. It would smell like roses petals.” -- Lori K., PORTLAND, OR
THE LUMBER YARD CANDLE -- RYAN S., YUMA, CO
THE HOPPE’S NO.9 CANDLE -- Brian P., CALGARY, CA
THE TOBACCO SHOP CANDLE “…ever been to a good tobacconist shop, with good pipe tobacco and cigars?” -- Mick F., Nine Mile Falls, WA
THE MIMEOGRAPH CANDLE “…The smell of freshly mimeographed school handouts when we were in elementary school in the 50s-60s.” -- Bill P., BEAVERTON, OR
THE LUNG BUTTER CANDLE “…we use in the Emergency Department to talk about lung infections...Lung Butter. So maybe a phlegm smelling candle would work nicely.” -- Sean R., PORTLAND, OR
THE WALNUT CANDLE -- Robert D., BEAVERTON, OR
THE SWEATY HOCKEY GEAR CANDLE “…there's no scent like it, even the dogs won't go near sweaty hockey gear!” -- Eileen C., TIGARD, OR
THE TOOL BOX CANDLE “…they all have a smell!” -- JoLee S., WEST LINN, OR
THE SKI SHOP CANDLE “…hot wax and an iron.” -- Greg A., PORTLAND, OR
THE WET DOG CANDLE -- Chuck S., PORTLAND, OR
THE BUSY HOUSEWIFE CANDLE “…a combination of windex, pledge, and floor cleaner, etc. Smells like you've cleaned all day.” -- Denise F., OMAHA, NE
THE BURNT PUMPKIN CANDLE “…like on Halloween” and THE NEW STEREO CANDLE -- Scott T., PORTLAND, OR
THE GRILLED ONIONS CANDLE “…ever walk around a carnival?” -- Marshall T., HILLSBORO, OR
THE POPCORN CANDLE and THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE CANDLE -- Kenneth C., PORTLAND, OR
THE CAT BOX CANDLE “…for when you don’t want guests to stay long!” -- Denise F., OMAHA, NE
THE BOYFRIEND CANDLE “…I want a candle that smells like my boyfriend. That combination between faint cologne and boy-smell (good boy-smell is better than bad boy-smell, obviously).” -- Erica B., PORTLAND, OR
THE TRACK SEASON CANDLE “…I love that smell. It’s the track mixed with a spring wind a little humidity and nerves!” -- Jessie H., SAN ANTONIO, TX
THE SWIMMING POOL CANDLE “…the smell of chlorine and cotton towels with notes of buttery popcorn and cheap fruit-flavored candy like they used to sell at the pool concession.” -- Meg T., PORTLAND, OR
THE MOTOR OIL CANDLE -- Robyn B., PORTLAND, OR
THE FRAT HOUSE CANDLE “…A combination of: stale PBR, gym socks, weed, cold pizza, beef jerky with a dash of BO. I can see you making a fortune on this one for junior off to college, alums harking back to the good old days, and stocking stuffers for one and all. ” -- Chris W., PORTLAND, OR
THE MOUNTAIN DEW CANDLE and THE FRESH T-SHIRT CANDLE -- Kyle C., RALEIGH, NC
THE COLOGNE CANDLE -- Colleen W., PORTLAND, OR
THE SWEATY SWEAT CANDLE “…like the hot girl at the gym after she works out for a hard hour... oh yeah!” -- John R., TIGARD, OR
THE HAI KARATE CANDLE -- Teresa S., PORTLAND, OR
THE BURGER AND FRIES CANDLE -- Charles C., GRESHAM, OR
THE 5-DAY-OLD LONG JOHN CANDLE “…reminiscent of a good backpacking trip.” -- Tim F., NORDMAN, ID
THE FRESH CEDAR CANDLE “…nothing smells as nice as freshly cut Western Red Cedar...” -- John R., TIGARD, OR
THE BARBEQUE CANDLE “…because nothing's smells better than burning meat and charcoal.” -- Greg R., BOWLING GREEN, KY
THE NEW HOUSE CANDLE “…Why buy a new house, when you can just make the old one smell like new? I think that would be a good for the house wives and stay at home moms!” -- Janelle W., LEAVENWORTH, KS
THE TIRE SMOKE CANDLE -- Jim V., WOODVILLE, WI
THE HARDWARE STORE CANDLE “…best smell in the world.” -- Allison M., ASHLAND, MA
THE WHITE OUT CANDLE “…I love, love, love the smell of white out! But alas, I also love my brain cells. However, if I could smell white out w/out damaging (or killing off) any brain cells, I believe I would. Yes... I would.” -- Kim A., HARTSELLE, AL
THE BBQ CANDLE “…the great smell of burgers, brats, chicken, steak being cooked on the grill.” -- Jennifer G., MADISON, WI
THE COLLEGE GUY CANDLE “…smells like cologne and musky.” -- Jennifer G., PURCHASE, NY
THE CIGARETTE CANDLE “…they just banned smoking in Illinois so i think it would be a good gift for some of my friends that have recently quit smoking.” -- Adam M., ILLINOIS
THE GAS CANDLE “…I've always wanted to enjoy the smell of gasoline without the fear of gas-fume related brain damage/death.” -- Jimi R., PHOENIX, AZ
THE COW MANURE CANDLE -- Brandon C., VERNON, CT
THE CIGAR BAR CANDLE “…My finance’ can no longer smoke cigars and misses it.” – Tracy R., SALEM, VA
THE FEET CANDLE “…how about feet? I would always pick my bro up from karate class and nothing says martial arts like Bruce Lee and sweaty feet. And since this isn’t your mom’s candle store it would be funny.” -- Cody, P., DALTON, GA
THE BURNT RUBBER CANDLE “…for all the diehard, redneck NASCAR fans. Slap a big #3 on the side and you'll sell millions.” -- Ross M., LEXINGTON, KY
THE NEW CAR CANDLE -- Kevin M., O.P., IL
THE EARTH WORMS AND WET PAVEMENT CANDLE -- Spencer B., MINNEAPOLIS, MN
THE DIRT CANDLE “…I would love to find a candle that smells like fresh dirt/potting soil. Kind of weird but I am pregnant and that’s what I crave.” -- Nikki H., WAYNE, MI
THE CHARCOAL CANDLE -- Sarah N., MUNCIE, IN
THE MOTH BALLS CANDLE and THE LOW TIDE CANDLE -- Priscilla A., EAST GREENWICH, RI
THE DORM ROOM CANDLE “… a mix of books, beer, incense and a little pot.” -- Katrina C., MORGANTOWN, WV
THE PANCAKES CANDLE -- Yvonne D., ST IGNACE, MI
THE BASEBALL FIELD CANDLE -- Luke D., NEW BRITAIN, CT
THE POT ROAST CANDLE and THE BEER & BRATS CHILI CANDLE -- Jennifer M., MOHAVE VALLEY
THE PRANK CANDLE “…our family thinks a great candle would be one that smells beautiful for about 15-20 minutes, and then begins to smell like a really nasty fart.” -- Angela B., CENTER CITY, MN
THE WE JUST HAD SEX AND IT STINKS IN HERE CANDLE -- Marjore M., MIAMI, FL
THE RUBBER BAND CANDLE -- Kyle S., ZIONSVILLE, PA
THE NEW SHOWER CURTAIN CANDLE and THE “YOUR MOM” CANDLE “…it’s just a funny name because everyone always says 'your mom'.” -- Amanda B., PAPPILLION, NE
THE SHOE POLISH CANDLE -- Lisa B., KANSAS CITY, MO
THE SCHOOL DAYS CANDLE “…that smell back in the day when they use to make copies in school, and all the kids used to smell fresh copy paper.” -- John G., NEVADA
THE PIZZA CANDLE -- Kevin M., KANSAS CITY, MO
THE OLD BOOK CANDLE “…that musty, papery, leathery sent of childhood!” -- Alison I., PHOENIX, AZ
THE WHITE CASTLE BURGER CANDLE -- Roger E., MT VERNON, IL
THE TOBACCO CANDLE -- Tyler A., O’FALLON, MO
THE ROTTEN EGGS/SULFUR WATER CANDLE -- Brian V.
THE WET ASPHALT CANDLE “…that fresh, clean smell of asphalt after the first rain!” -- Dee K., CHINO HILLS
THE VODKA CANDLE -- Adam J., RALIEGH, NC
THE DIRTY FEET CANDLE -- Chip E., HAMPTON, GA
THE SECOND HAND SMOKE CANDLE “…since Illinois is about to go smoke free.” – Roger E., MT VERNON, IL
THE DORM LAUNDRY ROOM VENT CANDLE “…that nice puff of warm clean air you get when you walk by a college dorm.” -- Laura G., HOBOKEN, NJ
THE CURRY CANDLE “…thank you, come again.” -- Ben M., MISSISSAUGA, CA
THE LOCKER ROOM CANDLE -- Nick B., BLOOMINGTON, IN
THE SUNDAY BREAKFAST CANDLE “…bacon, eggs, toast and OJ.” -- Frank F., JACKSONVILLE, FL
THE AUTOMOTIVE STORE CANDLE “…I'm not sure what it is - black rubber, oil, grease, and mechanic's sweat? Not sure. But I am sure that I love it.” -- Carlee, TEXAS
THE STEAK AND POTATOES CANDLE -- Shawna H., WICHITA, KS
THE SMELLS LIKE SEX IN HERE CANDLE -- Trina R., SASKATOON, SK
THE COTTON CANDY CANDLE and THE HORSE MANURE CANDLE “…some people actually like the smell.” -- Jeffrey H., NEW YORK, NY
THE WORKOUT SWEAT CANDLE “…it would be cool if I could just light a candle to make my friends think that I work out intensively on a daily basis.” -- Steven R., MCKEES ROCKS, PA
THE FRESH OUT OF THE DRYER CANDLE and THE WET PAINT CANDLE “…although it could be a bit lethal.” -- Angie M., NEW YORK
THE FABRIC SOFTENER CANDLE -- Claire D., SEATTLE, WA
THE TANNING CANDLE “…smells like burnt skin after tanning. Perfect for tanorexics.” -- Jen C.
THE SKUNK CANDLE “…for practical jokes.” -- Cailee C., MICHIGAN
THE ELECTRICITY CANDLE “…I always wanted to see an ionized scent candle… the smell that electric sparks make.” -- Elliot R., MADISON, WI
THE COUGH MEDICINE CANDLE -- Dan H., MEMPHIS, TN
THE CHRISTMAS TREE CANDLE “…a Christmas Tree scent would be a great option for those who are unable or unwilling to deal with the hassle of a live Christmas tree. This scent would surely brighten anyone's holiday. Even a stripper's.” -- Matthew B., AUGUSTA, GA
THE FRESHLY VACUUMED FLOOR CANDLE “…that way you don’t have to vacuum to get that clean smell, you can get it being lazy!.” -- Will., COLLEGE STATION, TX
THE SHOE STORE CANDLE -- Elizabeth M., PHILADELPHIA, PA
THE WET DOG CANDLE and THE FRIED CHICKEN CANDLE -- Tanner M., KANSAS
THE JUNK FOOD CANDLE -- Cassandra B., CELEBRATION, FL
THE BURNING FIELD IN SUMMER CANDLE -- Kilie W., MEDICINE LODGE, KS
THE THANKSGIVING DINNER CANDLE -- Spencer U., BOULDER, CO
THE BLACK AND MILD CANDLE “…for all my homies.” -- Bruce M., OKLAHOMA
THE HOMELESS PEOPLE CANDLE and THE PERMANENT MARKER CANDLE “…for those who like the smell but not the high.” -- CHELSEA L., CALGARY, AB
THE BOWLING ALLEY CANDLE “…now you can just smell the sweet smells of oil and shoe deodorizer.” -- Tyler W., ITHACA, NY
THE BURNOUT CANDLE “…it smells like some fresh rubber layed out on the asphalt.” -- Alex T., APPLETON, WI
THE HOT TAR CANDLE “…I love in the summer time when they just poured a new road and are flattening it.” -- Matthew B., NEW HARTFORD, VA
THE LYE SOAP CANDLE -- Marie C., FREDRICKSBURG, VA
THE WARM PRETZEL CANDLE and THE LINT TRAP CANDLE -- Rachel W., DETROIT, MI
THE BREAD CANDLE “…who doesn't love bread? It doesn't have to be like ‘fresh baked thanksgiving loaves of holiday cheer,’ it could just be like plain old bread in a bag. ‘Cause when you're hungry enough, it smells just as good.” -- Chris G
THE BEACH CANDLE “…but not seagull poo.” -- Jarid P., PORTLAND, OR
THE NEW CARPET SMELL CANDLE -- Brenda S., TRENTON, NJ
THE TRACTOR PULL CANDLE -- Steven W., RIVER FALLS, WI
THE NITROUS CANDLE “…like a car's exhaust that has a nitrous system.” -- Brian P., DUNKIRK, NY
THE STATIC CANDLE “…that would be incredible” and THE NEW DVD BOX CANDLE -- Jamie W., SKAMANIA, WA
THE CLEANSER CANDLE “…I love the smell of Comet (the bathroom cleaner)” -- Qiana P., DOUGLASVILLE, GA
THE SORORITY GIRL CANDLE “…a delightful mixture of perfume, sweat, cigarette smoke, and alcohol. Hold the vomit!” -- Dana N., WALTHAM, MA
THE WD-40 CANDLE -- Chris B., TALLAHASSEE, FL
THE NEW SWEATSHIRT CANDLE “…new sweatshirts smell great, but it doesn't last very long, so you might as well make your whole room/house smell like it.” -- Kylie H., SIOUX CITY, IA
THE DRY ERASE BOARD MARKER CANDLE “…honestly, who do you know that doesn’t take a whiff when using them?” -- Tony R., KANSAS CITY, MO
THE LOG HOME CANDLE “… i love the smell of fresh cut wood like in Lowes.” -- Kent S.
THE SEX WAX CANDLE -- Katie P., PALM BEACH GARDENS, FL
THE BELLYBUTTON CANDLE -- Mike D., PHILLY, PA
THE ENGINE EXHAUST CANDLE -- Larissa H., MINNETONKA, MN
THE CHAPSTICK CANDLE and THE JOSH’S FEET AFTER AN 8 HOUR SHIFT AT TARGET CANDLE -- Chris K., LEXINGTON, KY
THE MAC & CHEESE CANDLE and THE EARTHWORM CANDLE -- Spencer W., CEDAR RAPIDS, IA
THE OLD DRUNK GUY CANDLE or THE REDNECK FISTFIGHT CANDLE “…I used to work in the ER.” -- Amy M., SIDNEY, OH
THE MUD AFTER IT RAINS CANDLE “…it reminds me of memories from my childhood.” -- Syed N., DUBLIN, IE
THE FRESHLY PRINTED MONEY CANDLE “…Who doesn't have the guilty pleasure of thumbing through a stack of $20's you just got from the ATM and smelling them. Ahhhhhhhhh... now there's a candle.” -- Scott S., LANSING, MI
THE CHEDDAR CHEESE CANDLE -- Mike C., LOWELL, MA
THE FRESH BAKED BREAD CANDLE “…it's not exactly manly, but a fresh bread scent. Everyone loves the smell of fresh bread from a nearby bakery in the morning.” -- Mark L., BEAVERTON, OR
THE PRETZELS AND BEER CANDLE “…have your house smell like a Super Bowl party (or a bar...) all year round.” -- Janine Z., KEARNY, NJ
THE SEX TOY CANDLE “…you know how sex shops have that certain plastic smell? I don’t like it, but I think it’d be hilarious.” -- Andrea S., AUBURN, AL
THE SOUL FOOD CANDLE -- Andrew G., WINDSOR, CT
THE BEER CANDLE “…not just the scent of it, but how a house, apartment or bar reeks of it after a long night of drinking. Get the stale scent of beer in candle form for those who want people to think they partied, but really didn't.” -- Matt B., PITTSBURGH, PA
THE CAR EXHAUST CANDLE -- Josh M., CHATTANOOGA, TN
THE HOME DEPOT CANDLE “…seriously, what real man doesn’t like walking into Home Depot or a lumber yard with every wood scent possible mixed with drywall and concrete?” -- Charlie S., WILMINGTON, NC
THE SOUTHERN COMFORT CANDLE -- Jason L., PROVIDENCE, RI
THE OLD PEOPLE CANDLE “…so that when you have old relatives coming over to visit they will feel at home with a smell of mildew and old cologne lingering around.” -- Daniel M., NEW JERSEY, CO
THE BREWERY CANDLE -- Anna S., KENTUCKY
THE SILAGE CANDLE “…like corn that’s cut for cows to eat - it smells really good!” -- Chellsie S., EVANS, CO
THE STEAKS ON THE GRILL CANDLE “…you know what I'm talking about. It's the first sign of summer, smells so good!” -- Henry D., PITTSBURGH, PA
THE CAPTAIN MORGAN CANDLE -- Tom R., LOVELAND, OH
THE COLLEGE DORM CANDLE "...A mix of burnt popcorn, dirty laundry, mac and cheese, and ramen noodles...and the creeper who lives next door who hasn't showered since midterms." -- Mary F., ROCHESTER, NY
THE CAKE BATTER CANDLE -- Terra S., COLGATE, WI
THE S’MORE CANDLE -- Rachel M.
THE BARBIE CANDLE "...its like a plastic smell and a hint of some perfume." -- Courtney P., CLARKSVILLE, TN
THE MATCH CANDLE "...I love the smell of a match when you first light it. With a match scented candle, you'd be able to smell the match when you light the candle and longer!" -- Sarah K., CHESAPEAKE
THE DISNEY CANDLE "...a combination of popcorn, turkey legs, sweat, and sunscreen." -- Melissa G., ORLANDO, FL
THE FRAT PARTY CANDLE and THE CANDY SHOP CANDLE -- Lorelei., EDINBORO, PA
THE BEEF JERKY CANDLE and THE ICY HOT CANDLE -- David J., PORTLAND, OR
THE WET SIDEWALK AFTER IT RAINS CANDLE -- Tory W., LAS VEGAS, NV
THE CRAYOLA CRAYON CANDLE -- Matt H., KOKOMO, IN
THE ROCK BAND BUS TOUR CANDLE -- Kurtis M., CARBONDALE, IL
THE TIRE SMOKE CANDLE -- Rudy A., BLACKSBURG, VA
THE DIESEL SMOKE CANDLE -- Alyssa R., MUNCIE, IN
THE BIG BROTHER’S FART CANDLE -- Mel S., WICHITA, KS
THE AFTER SEX CANDLE "...body sweat and cigarettes” and THE BROWNIE CANDLE "...for the broke ‘hempsters’ who have the munchies.” -- Sana C., MEMPHIS, TN
THE UNLEADED GAS CANDLE "... My mother loves going to the gas station. She enjoys telling the attendant (I'm from New Jersey) which kind of gas she wants because she likes rolling down the window to get a strong whiff of gas! My suggestion is inspired by my mother, the gas-sniffer." -- Najla W., HYATTSVILLE, MD
THE GUN POWDER CANDLE "...you know that great smell that follows right after the shot. Oh it’s so intriguing. I love it." -- Stacey K., MENOMONIE, WI
THE LAUNDROMAT CANDLE -- Alesha A., PORTSMOUTH, VA
THE ROADTRIP CANDLE "...combine the scents of gasoline, exhaust fumes, fast food wrappers that have been sitting in the car for a few days, and a cheap new car scent air freshener that is hanging from the rearview mirror. This candle will bring you back to the days when you actually had time to waste money and will make you want to immediately jump into your car just for the exhilarating experience called driving. Perfect for the cheap travel enthusiast or person with a chronic case of road rage." -- Seth C., ROCK HILL, SC
THE LOCKER ROOM CANDLE -- Sarah F., BATON ROUGE, LA
THE NEW SHOE SMELL CANDLE -- Danielle F., ALEXANDRIA, KY
THE PLAYDOUGH CANDLE -- Natalie S., LEWISBURG
THE BACON CANDLE and THE NEW ERASER CANDLE -- Alison S., SANTA CLARA, CA
THE RESTAURANT CANDLE "...so that when you tell someone you met at a bar that you can cook, and you're then having them over for dinner, you can just order take out and light the candle. Your house will smell like you've been cooking for hours and all you had to do was take the Chinese out of those little white paper boxes." -- Kevin T., LYNDHURST, OH
THE CARMEL ROLLS CANDLE "...not the plastic scented candles that some candle companies make, I want one that really smells like my Grandma's kitchen on a Saturday morning when she would make us caramel rolls." -- Andi S., MINNEAPOLIS, MN
THE BROCCOLI CANDLE -- Joy D., VOORHEESVILLE, NY
THE FRESH LUMBER CANDLE "...you know when you are in a new house or a workshop and you can smell the wood chips and shavings?" -- Mar S., CHICAGO, IL
THE I WANT EVERYONE TO THINK I JUST HAD SEX CANDLE "...ahh, the glorious after sex bedroom smell... delicious. Great for freaks and geeks trying to impress their friends!" -- Chelsea D., MACOMB, IL
THE OCEAN CANDLE -- Brianna C., WORTHINGTON, IN
THE GARLIC BREAD CANDLE and THE SKUNKED BEER CANDLE -- Ed B., WEST LINN, OR
THE LUMBERJACK CANDLE "...the scent just after pine trees are cut." -- Tim P., PORTLAND, OR
THE GOOD OLE SWEAT CANDLE -- Katie F., LAFAYETTE, LA
THE FRESH PAINT CANDLE and THE CLEAN BATHROOM CANDLE "...that Lysol disinfectant smell" -- Kevin L., LA MIRANDA, CA
THE NEW TEXT BOOK CANDLE "...remember 4th grade? Don't lie to yourself, you smelled them, and loved it." -- Jeff H., WEST LAFAYETTE, IN
THE LONGBOARD CANDLE "...Surf wax used on surfboards has a good, wholesome, sweet smell." -- Jason G., SAN FRANCISCO, CA
THE FRESH BAKED COOKIE CANDLE "...real estate agents bake cookies to warm the house with the smell." -- Joanna Y., SEATTLE, WA
THE UNCLE LOU CANDLE "...a unique cigar scented candle that reminds everyone of their favorite uncle" -- Joe C., BUFFALO, NY
THE SATURDAY MORNING HUNGOVER KISS CANDLE -- Stephanie G., SALT LAKE CITY, UT
THE GYNECOLOGIST'S NIGHTMARE CANDLE -- Peter M., SALT LAKE CITY, UT
THE SAUTEED GARLIC AND ONION CANDLE -- Jayson A., BEAVERTON, OR
THE SWAMP ASS CANDLE -- Frank I., ALBANY, NY
THE SUICIDAL CHICKEN WING CANDLE -- Kevin C., WASHINGTON, DC
THE APHRODISIAC CANDLE "...discretely designed with an aroma that would fire up any couple." -- Steve M., NEW YORK, NY
THE PEPPERONI PIZZA CANDLE -- Michael K., PORTLAND, OR
THE QUIT SMOKING CANDLE "...smells like a dirty ashtray." -- Blain C., PORTLAND, OR
THE GET THE SMELL OF ASS OUT OF YOUR ROOM CANDLE -- Scott M., BRANT, NY
THE JACUZZI/CHLORINE CANDLE -- Mark C., NEW YORK, NY
THE SWEATY GYM SOCKS CANDLE -- Sara L., PORTLAND, OR
THE STEAKHOUSE GRILL VENT CANDLE -- James C., BUFFALO, NY
THE CLOTHES DRYER EXHAUST CANDLE -- Mike C., PORTLAND, OR
THE POPCORN CANDLE -- Mary C., HAMBURG, NY
THE CIGAR CANDLE -- Natalie K., BEAVERTON, OR
THE GREASE PIT CANDLE -- Barbara L., PARK CITY, UT
THE OLD CAR CANDLE "...smells like a 53 Chevy pick-up." -- George S., PORTLAND, OR
THE GRAVY CANDLE "...the best way to attract a future husband!" -- Nora C., PORTLAND, OR
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